![]() I have a two-year subscription to Guns & Ammo.53 Lucy: Mmm, it’s kind of a tie between sending food back in a restaurant and saying no to those kids who sell magazines door-to-door. I’d love to be able to tell the lady who cuts my hair that I don’t like bangs. Raj: What else have you been thinking about doing? I’ve been trying to force myself to do things that make me scared. Raj: I, uh, I’m sorry to put you through that. If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head, you’ll know why. Lucy: Can I tell you something? I was so nervous about seeing you, before I left my apartment, I put roll-on antiperspirant all over my body. In which case, you’re about to have dinner with the hottest man on the planet. Uh, well, unless you find neediness sexy. Raj: Not that it’s up to you to make me happy. Raj: I’m very happy you were able to hang out tonight. Sheldon: Go on, give him your lunch money. (Nicolas Cage voice) Well, I’m just a tree, but if I were you, I’d listen to your ghost friend. Suddenly, a spectral shape rises from Koothrappali’s bloody corpse, and says, (Raj voice) don’t worry, buddies, ghost Raj will help guide you through the forest. I take my plus-one long sword, stab myself in the face with it. Raj: You’re right, I should finish the game. Um, uh, oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree, we thank you for your warning, but we are brave warriors, and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal. Sheldon: As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes. Leonard: See, Howard’s just as good a dungeon master as I am. These woods are home to the bones of many a fallen hero. He says, (Nicolas Cage voice) Travel with caution. Before you is a giant oak tree with a face on it that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage. ![]() You find yourselves in an overgrown old forest. I’m saying this for the last time, Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event. I’m upset daylight saving time ended, Zachary Quinto. I’m upset that daylight saving time started, Zachary Quinto. I’m upset the mailman has a new haircut, Zachary Quinto. Every time the topic of change comes up, you throw Zachary Quinto in my face. Uh, you were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock, but you wound up liking him. Sheldon: I’m not sure how I feel about Howard being dungeon master instead of you. Sheldon: Yeah, yeah, we’ll be right there. We have this rule on the phone that if no one talks for three minutes, you can just hang up. Howard: Isn’t every conversation you two have awkward? Saved me the awkward conversation about how I was gonna be hanging with my bros. Raj: I’m actually glad Lucy had to work tonight. Howard: Come on, are we gonna sit around chatting like a bunch of teenage girls, or are we gonna play D&D like a bunch of teenage boys who are never gonna have sex with those teenage girls?īoys: The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko! The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko! The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko! And I had a sensible salad for lunch, so I can eat all the pizza I want. Raj: I got my new bloodthirsty savage warrior who will lay waste to all who stand before him. Leonard: I’ve got my helm of lordly might, my boots of speed, and if things get too exciting, my inhaler of asthma. Sheldon: I’ve got a brand-new seven piece set of polyhedral dice. Penny: I got a brand-new bikini, so drinks at the pool are on these.īernadette: I got a sexy new tube top that says come hither, and a can of pepper spray that says close enough, Jack.Īmy: I got some old underwear I’m gonna throw on stage at the Garth Brooks concert.Īmy: ‘Cause last time I saw him, I threw new ones and it got me nothing. Howard: The ladies are away, the boys will play. Bernadette: No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules.Īmy: No rules? We’re not gonna get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we?īernadette: Fine.
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